We help people solve problems — big or small, simple or complex. With creative, lateral thinking explained in a way anyone can understand. And we have a blast doing it.
About having the right unexpected tool for a chaotic situation. Not brute force — the lateral solution.
Most consultants either think differently OR explain things clearly. Sean does both. That combination is the product. Every consultancy claims they solve problems. FloppyCougar is the only one promising a genuinely good time.
The brand started as an inside joke. A domain name. A meme. Then a Vizsla named Bertie became the Floppy Cougar. The joke became the brand. The brand became real.
Video or in-person. Back and forth. The full conversation. The ideal engagement.
Async text. A form submission, a written response, a template. Still no crumbs.
Got a business with no web presence, a dead site, or an idea on a napkin? We build functioning prototypes fast — from photos, sketches, or pure description. You'll have something real to react to before most agencies finish their intake form.
Helped a friend design and visualize a custom table from scratch. An abstract idea became something real enough to commit to and build.
Creative Problem SolvingBuilt an Avengers-themed borrower analyzer in Excel for loan approvals. It became the most-used tool in the office. The fun wasn't decoration — the fun was the mechanism that made people actually use it.
Operations & SystemsBuilt a fully functioning website prototype — sticky nav, working cart, full menu — from a single photo of an old paper menu. Start to finish. No brief, no brand guide, no existing digital presence. Just a picture and a problem.
Web Prototype — View Live ↗Live status — updated by Sean manually. Bertie has final approval.
Post-apocalyptic survival where the threat is invisible to humans but detectable by dogs. The people who make it aren't the toughest — they're the ones dogs chose to trust.
Alien abduction told through the fish bowl. Humans are fish. Planets are tanks. Death is as meaningful to aliens as flushing a fish.
You ARE the plant. A distributed intelligence that thinks in seasons not seconds. Every other strategy game is about force. This one is about patience.
Every phone IS a brick. The story of how they're made — told on a phone, consumed on a phone, shared on a phone, by people who immediately scroll to the next thing.
Sean deep dives. Grant reads two sentences. Sean coins the analogy. Grant delivers it wrong. Preparation meets beautiful obliviousness. The contrast IS the comedy.
Creative projects in development. Films, games, big ideas. Things that are being difficult right now but Bertie believes in them.
Personal, professional, big, small, half-formed, or fully baked. We read everything. We respond to everything. And if it needs a deeper conversation, we'll set that up too.
Messy is fine. We like messy.